Vocals: | Mark Adkins |
Guitar: | Scott Sheldon |
Guitar: | Donald Home |
Bass: | Kevin Clark |
Drums: | William Tyler Smith |
stop
people please
while surfing in the ocean
i somehow lost my hairpiece
i watched my age increase
as some pesky octopus
took my tuft of manhood from me
duck diving for my hairpiece
im searching for my hairpiece
duck diving for my hairpiece
octopus hairpiece
look there on the reef
make a lasso with my leash
ride my sea horse to the deep
im at one with the sea
im a surfer from the soul
until a clam swallowed my toupee whole
yea dude did i say dude
i know i sound like bill and ted
i got a sunburn on my head
ive been to indo been to france
but the hairpieces are cheaper
down in costa rica
"I can't even go to a show anymore. It's like going to church group!" complains Guttermouth front man Mark Adkins. "Kids don't party and drink …